The end of the ice age

Don’t look now but we got a new boiler today!

No more seeing your breath indoors!

No more shower-induced hypothermia!

No more sleeping with two layers of clothing on!

No more sleeping with mittens!

No more sleeping with a toque!

And best of all, no socks in bed! Because I’m hardcore anti-socks-in-bed it drives me nuts that I have to wear two pairs to be able to sleep comfortably.

Yes, you read that right. We’re going to melt the polar ice caps like there’s no tomorrow so I can sleep barefoot.


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